December 6th, 2006, 6:22 pm
QuoteOriginally posted by: DCFCI'ts not a quant programming course. It just ain't, I teach this stuff, and well, it's just not like this at all.There is a lot said unsaid about this course. I even tried contacting them, but they chose not to reply.So, putting both my hats on as both someone who has hired this sort of person and a pimp...Database Systems (MScCS)Looks OK, certainly you need SQL if you're going to be doing dev in a bank.Communications and Networks (MScCS)This is just bollocks. Actually to be a little more precise. It's CompSci. I know Nyquist and Shannon, but it defies belief that you will use this in a bank.Just so you understand my position, me big hard techie, me done security for British government and banks, you no need know this."Telecommunications History" ? Give me a break.N-ISDN ! Yes, really. The absolutely only purpose of this part of the course is enable the student to read & enjoy early Dilbert Cartoons.OSI, presentation layer ? What's next, a thematic critique of early British TV SciFi ?"The misogyny of Baker-era Daleks as viewed from a Marxist-OSI perspective" ?Actually, it's not even bollocks. It bollocks with huge holes in it. Nothing on security, and apparently nothing on the particular protocols used in finance.What about FIX ? Bloomberg's flying circus of random self destructing protocols ?Human Communication InteractionAt this point, I begin to wonder if this is some sort of spoof designed to discredit a respectable British college ?This is utter, pointles rubbish for any career in banking.Real men code guis in Win32, or if forced in C# forms. Occasionally you grab a bit of data from the luser with Java or a crap little bit of VB.I've slept with language graduates who could do better than this.Software EngineeringIt's a grounder in UML etc. As such, this is an important skill for the wannabe quantdev.It says it is an "advanced course in s/w engineering. That is a cynical lie. It's an intro, though possibly a good one.I simply can't think how you could put an "introduction" course under it.Artificial Intelligence and Neural ComputingI think everyone who wants to do serious s/w should do a course like this. A real programmer thinks in a richer domain than the language he uses for implementation, else you're just a coder who's waiting to be outsourced.But it's not going to get you a job, unless you're shit hot and lucky enough to be interviewed by a real programmer.I can't even guess why they have three apparently AI courses, when the market for such skills is so limited.Financial Information SystemsLooks quite good. But whilst time is wasted on stupid stuff, there is simply no enough of this.Islamic InvestmentThis is naked buzzword engineering by UCL. Maybe somewhere, someone is asking for an s/w developer with a superficial skim on Sharia.Or more probably, not.The more useful courses, seem not to have descriptions. I'ts hard to see how that puts them in a good light.I could go on, (Banking law made me laugh out loud) but there are just so many critical things missing.C++, yes C++ They don't have a fucking course on C++. What shambling bunch of zombies missed that ?I see no evidence of numerical methods.Actually programming isn't there hardly at all except for a bit of Java, and in particular network programming for data feeds.Perhaps they're scared of C++ ? Do they worship some jungle God who forbids the use of such arcane magic ?Excel, you may have heard of it ?Windows ? Unix ? Real time stuffPerl (good money to be had there)But the biggest missing thing they are missing is a clue. They don't have one.This is a cheap lash up of courses borrowed from grown up departments.But it's not cheap, 15 thousand quid for overseas students.If you're not very bright and British, and live at home with your parents in London, and currently unemployed, this course is for you, since your parents may stump upthe £3168 bto get you out of the house.Do not come to Britain to study this course."run, don't walk.."