didn't know squat about Bloomberg (both the man and software), so tried to look up stuff. Here's some of the more "interesting" stuff: I think I'd give him my vote . Really ! "Make the customer think he's getting laid when he's getting fucked," is the booklet's first Bloomberg quotation."A good salesperson asks for the order," went the second piece of purported Bloomberg wisdom. "It's like the guy who goes into a bar, and walks up to every gorgeous girl there, and says 'Do you want to fuck?' He gets turned down a lot -- but he gets fucked a lot, too!"A competitor is, according to Bloomberg, necessarily a "cokehead, womanizing, fag.""What do I want? I want an exclusive, 10-year contract, an automatic extension, and I want you to pay me. And I want a blow job from Jane Fonda. Have you seen Jane Fonda lately? Not bad for fifty."Man, that first one is priceless ! http://www.newyorkmetro.com/nymetro/new ... life/5163/