December 13th, 2008, 5:58 am
QuoteOriginally posted by: gardener3QuoteOriginally posted by: JamesHHQuoteOriginally posted by: KackToodlesQuoteOriginally posted by: JamesHHQuoteOriginally posted by: KackToodlesQuoteOriginally posted by: umvueYou do need to do some dirty/petty things but so does lawyers. Still, docs are more respected in this society. Anyone who is useful in an emergency is respected. Plumbers are respected because they can fix an overflowing toilet. Police are respected because they can shoot a burglar. And so on. Doctors are respected because they might be able to save you if you suddenly collapse. Do you know what the salary scale for plumbers is? (Seriously) If you work your way up and own your own practice, you can be a subcontractor... all those guys are rich because they get multimillion dollar contracts to work on plumbing in large government buildings. Government buildings have lots of lots of plumbing. Miles of it. And just hire workers to do the real work while you are back in the office writing applications to get more contracts. How about plumber start salary? My possible path will be PhD -> MFE -> plumbing school This reminds me of the following joke:One professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his homebroke down. He called a plumber. The plumber came on the next day,sealed a few screws and everything was working as before. Theprofessor was delighted. However, when the plumber gave him the billa minute later, he was shocked. "This is one third of my monthlysalary!" he yelled. Well, all the same he paid it and then theplumber said to him: "I understand your position as a professor. Whydon't you come to our company and apply for a plumber position? Youwill earn three times as much as a professor. But remember, when youapply, tell them that you completed only the seventh grade. Theydon't like educated people."So it happened. The professor got a plumbering job and his lifesignificantly improved. He just had to seal a screw or twooccasionally, and his salary went up significantly. One day, theboard of the plumbing company decided that every plumber had to go toevening classes to complete the eight grade. So, our professor had togo there too. It just happened that the first class was math. Theevening teacher, to check students' knowledge, asked for a formula forthe area of the circle. The person who was asked was the professor.He jumped to the board, and then he realized that he had forgotten theformula. He started to reason it, he filled the white board withintegrals, differentials and other advanced formulas to conclude theresult he forgot. As a result he got "minus pi times r square". Hedidn't like the minus, so he started all over again. He got the minusagain. No matter how many times he tried, he always got a minus. Hewas frustrated. He looked a bit scared at the class and saw all theplumbers whisper: "Switch the limits of the integral!!"LOL!!! Thanks for that one (I am from mathematics).