I think I just killed a fly. Its body is lying in my flat.Oh god, what do I do?

Maybe you should reply to your own question? That'd be hilarious.

QuoteOriginally posted by: spacemonkeyMaybe you should reply to your own question? That'd be hilarious.No, I've done that before it's tired.Oh god, there's blood everywhere.

Get a small box, line it with a tissue.Place the fly gently in the box.Dig a hole in the yard behind your flat or in a public park if you do not have a yard.Say a prayer.Bury him.Here is a nice Prayer for a funeral."To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted; A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance; A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away; A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak; A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace." You made war on this fly. Now it is at peace.Go now, and sin no more.

How are you with midges?

QuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnHow are you with midges?I believe that group burials are acceptable, even in the same box.Mybe burn a bit of frankincense as well.

Wtf is wrong with people?QuoteAuthorities said Carey, who worked with dogs since she was a young teenager, had five dogs living with her at the time of her death. They included a pit bull, which she had owned for six years, a boxer mix and a Presa, a large Spanish breed. She was also dogsitting another Presa for a friend.Carey's body was discovered Sunday afternoon after she failed to show up for work at Alpharetta's Loving Hands Animal Clinic. The dogs that she was caring for in her home were euthanized on Wednesday. It was unclear which dog killed Carey.

last time i killed a fly, i ate it.

QuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnHow are you with midges?I'm going back to check up on them this September ;-)a.

QuoteOriginally posted by: edouardlast time i killed a fly, i ate it.is that normal in france ?

QuoteOriginally posted by: spacemonkeyI think I just killed a fly. Its body is lying in my flat.Oh god, what do I do?turn yourself in.Go to your local copshop and repeat what you told us.You can't live with a guilty conscience for the rest of your life

QuoteOriginally posted by: ppauperQuoteOriginally posted by: edouardlast time i killed a fly, i ate it.is that normal in france ?yes, it is. our frog side, i assume.

QuoteOriginally posted by: ppauperQuoteOriginally posted by: spacemonkeyI think I just killed a fly. Its body is lying in my flat.Oh god, what do I do?turn yourself in.Go to your local copshop and repeat what you told us.You can't live with a guilty conscience for the rest of your lifeare there PETA group members reading this forum?if so, spacemonkey could get into troubles, soon.Animal group PETA condemn Barack Obama fly murder Quote"He [President Obam] isn't the Buddha, he's a human being and human beings have a long way to go before they think before they act

QuoteOriginally posted by: edouardQuoteOriginally posted by: ppauperQuoteOriginally posted by: spacemonkeyI think I just killed a fly. Its body is lying in my flat.Oh god, what do I do?turn yourself in.Go to your local copshop and repeat what you told us.You can't live with a guilty conscience for the rest of your lifeare there PETA group members reading this forum?if so, spacemonkey could get into troubles, soon.Animal group PETA condemn Barack Obama fly murder Quote"He [President Obam] isn't the Buddha, he's a human being and human beings have a long way to go before they think before they actPeta prefers to kill dogs and cats?http://www.petakillsanimals.com/proof/